Make sure you get that little piece of government paper

If you don't pay homage to the state, the state's henchmen take you to jail. Here, in this cnn.com article, we see that a woman in East Hampton, New York committed the terrible crime of not getting government permission (a license) to serve drinks to her guests. What a thug! How dare she and other adults do what they want to do without the government's permission first!

She was infringing upon the life, liberty, and/or property of . . . ? That's right, no one.